User-agent: * Disallow:/admincp/ Disallow:/cgi-bin/ Disallow:/clientscript/ User-agent: BoardTracker Disallow: / User-agent: Gigabot Disallow: / User-agent: Twiceler Disallow: / # Hi, I'm a big, fat, bloated company that is unable to think outside the box. Here's a list of things I can't figure out how to do yet... # a. Make an operating system that doesn't suck # b. Determine the context of a web page # c. Make web-based email that doesn't make users want to cry # d. Make a SQL server that is worth a damn # e. Make an IM client that can stay connected to the net # f. Make a web browser # g. Come up with my own ideas # h. Control my own spiders (let alone use the right HTTP protocol for them) User-agent: msnbot Crawl-delay: 10 # /sbin/route add -net 65.52.0.0 netmask 255.252.0.0 reject // block all of Microsoft if it doesn't adhere # This is what I can do... # a. Make a game console # b. Make a sweet iPod killer (Zune) # Does not use HTTP/1.1 with compression # These are the brain dead spiders from major search engines # # User-agent: Yahoo! Slurp # User-agent: msnbot # Disallow: / # Allow: if ($_SERVER["SERVER_PROTOCOL"] === 'HTTP/1.1' || $relevancy > 0) # # Learn to use a HTTP protocol standard that's more than a decade old # http://www.w3.org/Protocols/rfc2068/rfc2068.txt User-agent: Mediapartners-Google Allow: /member.php Allow: /private.php Allow: /usercp.php User-agent: * Disallow: /editpost.php Disallow: /inlinemod.php Disallow: /itrader_feedback.php Disallow: /itunes.php Disallow: /member.php Disallow: /memberlist.php Disallow: /newreply.php Disallow: /payments.php Disallow: /printthread.php Disallow: /private.php Disallow: /profile.php Disallow: /report.php Disallow: /search.php Disallow: /sendmessage.php Disallow: /showpost.php Disallow: /usercp.php Disallow: /usernote.php